The Empress’ New Clothes
You know when you can’t quite believe your eyes?
http://www.urbanoutfitters.co.uk/By-Johann-80s-Hunza-Bandeau/invt/5413421340002&bklist=icat,5,shop,womens,womensclothing,wrenewal
1) She looks ill.
2) It looks like a police mugshot.
3) £15 for a strip of nasty-looking material.
4) Made by a company which apparently “sources and rediscovers eclectic remnant fabrics and trims from around the globe to lovingly create a distinctive collection”. Is that the same as “gets cheap scrags of material from third world countries then knocks them up into ridiculous excuses for overpriced garments”?
