November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
2 posts
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August 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
2 posts
Watchcircleagainstsquare:
eunyce:
wow society..
A woman makes her own social science experiment. First, while very plain looking, she asked for free cake, and free taxi rides. She was rejected on every request but once. Then she got fully made up with heels, make up, and a revealing dress. She basically has everything thrown at her for free.
Messed up…but it has its perks! haha
April 2011
2 posts
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Gerard: I want to know if you guys-
German crowd: *chanting* Du hast die haare schön, du hast die haare schön!
Gerard: What is that?
Crowd: *chants louder*
Gerard: Is that about semen? What is that?! Is that a soccer thing or a semen thing?
Crowd: *cheers and shouts random stuff about hair*
Gerard: You like my... You like my hair? Why, do I have semen in it? ... So, what does it mean? Somebody translate! *gives mic to fan on front row*
Fan: You have beautiful hair!
Gerard: Awwwww! You guys have a seriously aggressive chant just for THAT? That shit is aggro! It sounded like we were at a fucking soccer game, and you guys were yelling about hair! That's fucking awesome. This is my new favourite place! Holy shit. Right, well, after the show somebody teach me how to do it so I can just constantly yell it at people.
March 2011
2 posts
January 2011
5 posts
December 2010
2 posts
Why did I buy volumising shampoo?
randomlostsoul:
My hair is big enough without it!
Give me your hair! I need all the help I can get :(
fmylife:
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I’d only closed my eyes for a minute, when a random guy woke me up to tell me that I’d been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
I mega-lol’d. At work :$
November 2010
3 posts
fmylife:
Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help “loosen me up” so sex isn’t so painful. I haven’t been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go f*ck myself. FML
LOL’d my face off :$
fmylife:
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said “It’s because you’re ginger, isn’t it?” That’s not what I was going to say. FML
Ginger grief discount!!
October 2010
1 post
fmylife:
Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was “What is your favorite activity?” The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was “Drinking.” FML
September 2010
2 posts
July 2010
4 posts
Media response to the Raoul Moat manhunt →
fleetingglimpses:
The Media Show, BBC Radio 4, 14.07.10
An interesting discussion around the media coverage of the Raoul Moat manhunt, and the affects of the coverage on wider society. Cue the old chestnut of ‘glamorising the actions of men like this encourages others to take up arms themselves’ from the ‘expert’ psychologist. Hey, maybe it does, maybe it doesn’t. I’ve heard it so many times is...
Dear people who text while they are hanging out...
dearmeat:
You know who you are. It’s very rude, and I know you’re not paying attention to our conversation. You can text them back later; I bet they’re waiting by their phone all day. A one minute delay won’t kill them. Sincerely, Person who feels like a third wheel
May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
2 posts
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Fuck You, American Apparel
http://store.americanapparel.co.uk/6401aww.html?cid=201
Absolute, unbelievably overpriced and up-itself shite. Item = piece of crap, entire website and store = unbearable. Having trouble finding words to express the level of disbelief, disgust and despair upon reading:
“Rather than waste garments with small yet interesting imperfections, our creative team goes back to the drawing board and...
March 2010
2 posts
6 tags
So, So Cute →
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Pizzpot Plz
To get a passport I need to fill in an application form, provide photographs, get the photographs and application form signed by an upstanding member of the community who has also bought a passport, provide my full birth certificate that my parents had to pay for, pay for my own passport, pay someone in the Post Office to check the form over to make sure that it’s right, have the Identity...
January 2010
5 posts
13 tags
I Dream Of Bento
I really wish someone would make me a delicious and entertainingly childlike bento lunch for work every day. I’d feel so special, I might burst. And it’d be a hell of a lot better than a scraggy Greggs sammich.
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Easy Tiger
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/18012010/58/woods-treated-sex-addiction.html
So presumably this “therapy” is along the lines of trying to stop smoking where they tell you to put an elastic band around your wrist and snap it hard whenever you think about lighting up? Obviously placement of the band in question varies from addiction to addiction……
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The Empress' New Clothes
You know when you can’t quite believe your eyes?
http://www.urbanoutfitters.co.uk/By-Johann-80s-Hunza-Bandeau/invt/5413421340002&bklist=icat,5,shop,womens,womensclothing,wrenewal
1) She looks ill.
2) It looks like a police mugshot.
3) £15 for a strip of nasty-looking material.
4) Made by a company which apparently “sources and rediscovers eclectic remnant fabrics and trims...
“Respect, after all, must be earned. It’s only freedom of speech...”
– David Mitchell, The Observer
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God Bless Online Reviews
Regarding a recently released model of mobile phone: “This messaging focused handset comes with a rechargeable battery which is fully rechargeable via the power adapter.”
Fuckin’ A.
December 2009
10 posts
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God Save The Queen
On account of she apparently needs defending, bless her aged and entirely powerless soul. I call complete shennanigans on this story:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20091230/tuk-dj-sacked-for-pulling-plug-on-boring-a7ad41d.html
What an absolute crock of shit. It’s not like he committed fucking treason! And even then, as he accurately pointed out, people still visit France.
10 tags
News Just In
Next year everybody is getting perfectly rectangular and flat gifts. Even using my hands *and* feet, this is the only shape I can more or less deal with.
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Treasure
I just found a shiny silver 5p coin in my dull copper penny piggy bank, and even though I know logically that I must have been the one who put it there it still feels like a profit.